I was the stripper at my own bachelor party.

yes.. no frontal shots and i'm gonna assume brown-eye shots either...

 

ok. I believe these fit the criteria

 

:smilielol5:

 

I've seen lots of bachelors like this-they just kept their clothes on.

Looks like you had a good night and you're enjoying it the next day.

Congratulations.

 

And I hope none of your friends hooked up with the stripper-you-yea the stripper.

 

Haha.

That's fantastic Death. Unfortunatly after marriage these things are less easy to do.
Good luck man. Congratulations, or you have my sympathies.

 

It was a complete train wreck. I had a blast though.
I realize if i cant make fun of myself, then who? plus, this'll teach people not to drink on an empty stomach. we were gonna get some pizza at the bowling alley, but we just forgot cuz we were too busy drinking.

 

Of course the question on everyones mind is....

What'd you bowl? I'd make a turkey joke, but you already did.

 

shitty. lol. I dont even know aobut the second game

 

This thread is too epic to not be on the front page of the new posts section.

 

then let's make it a sticky for the night.

 

lol. great sticky!

 

lol okay....I went through this whole thread trying to figure out why it was a sticky. I was very confused until the last two posts.

hilarity throughout the thread though. Death, I really hope your best man has the bright idea to display these pictures on a huge projector while giving the toast. What kind of best man would he be if he didn't?

 

LOL! Sounds intense!

 

My best man is my brother and he doesn't even know these exist yet.

 

Every time I see the view count for this thread go up, I realize that many more people have looked at my ass

 

Hahahaha! Reading through this thread definitely made my night!

 

well i havent seen your ass and i really dont want to.

 

So you are one of those people that clicks on a thread and reads the last post only?