I watch Porn.

Killed 3 last night, 2 in one shot... but I adopted 4 so I'm still above water.

I like reading erotica as well... words are sexy...

 

I worked at a psychiatric hospital and we had a nymphomaniac in the adolescent unit and if you didn’t keep a close eye on her, you’d generally find her sucking some guys cock in the bathroom or in a storage closet

She was hot so how could anyone resist the offer

Hotwater

 

I swear i've seen that exact scene in a bluey.

 

I have no problem with masturbating, that shit's awesome lol. I do watch porn very frequently too, but I'd like to kick it because it makes me very cynical towards women. It's gotten to the point that when I'm walking down the sidewalk, I start wondering how many dicks have been in the mouth of girls that just walk past me...

lol?

 

Bluey

Don’t think I’m familiar with that term

Hotwater

 

I cannot tell how serious you are being, so I will explain anyway

A blue movie is a sex film, you dirty dog

 

You only think that if you haven't selpt with a hottie before, once is not enough

 

I prefer reading erotica over watching porn. It makes me MUCH hotter than anything I've watched. Maybe my imagination is better than what I have seen people create. ;]

Porn doesn't do too much for me. Maybe I'm defective? I do enjoy for whatever reason the amateur videos of older men with younger men or women. Bondage, Bear videos (yes I do be lovin' me some large hairy gay men) and pretty much anything where they are speaking another language the whole time is good. German or Russian is preferred. OH GAWD.

 

Damn. My step-uncle works with teens who have various sorts of issues ranging from a preference for eating sharp objects to being randomly violent suddenly. They live in a home together and part of his job is to keep them all from fucking each other. Apparently that is hard to do sometimes. He has had to break up more than a few couplings in progress and stop many attempts at fucking each other.

 

erotica is great. porn just tends to be awkwardly hilarious.
o the things they say.... "DO IT ALL OVER MAH BUTT" --spoken from a ghettolicious black lady in a porn i watched one time. ahahaha.
i <3 the username btw

 

Sounds similar to the adolescent unit of the psychiatric hospital where the male and female patients would often interact when not in therapy

The first thing the nymph would do was to give you a hug, then grab your hand and sit down beside you with her hands clasping yours. Then she would slowly move both hands in unison towards her lower abdomen where they would both come to a rest.

As an employee of the hospital and a paid professional I had to constantly dodge her advances along with everyone else who worked there :banghead:

Hotwater

 

see, thread :far out blood cell phones.... ... Concept. there's potential for a 3G video call to be shown on your skin. :screen on penis..

 

Trust me I'm a man of god. You're absolved. Now go beat that thing like it owes you money you little wanker.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

He hasn't replied for a while, I think God struck him down with a thunderbolt.

 

It's too bad I didn't see this thread sooner. I could've saved him.
Peace Out,
Rev J

 

If you still have this problem please DON’T listen to any of those other massages implying that GOD is not real. He is, please do not listen to them GO TO YOUR BIBLE AND PRAY to GOD FOR THE TRUTH.

 

You should do something about it now before it gets to a point that you cant stop.
Good luck

 

It's a shame that so many people have allowed a fictional character to make them his bitch. Pull your tongue out of God's ass and smoke a blunt while watching midget lesbian amputees. It'll bring positivity, relaxation, and humor to your life

 

midget amputees ftw

 

You watch porn? Oh my gosh, get away from me you filthy sinner.