I will find your perfect date

My perfect date would be a woman who is still breathing.

 

Mine needs two vaginas.

It takes a lotta woman to handle me. :biggrin:

 

i wish i could be conceided

jk

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lol

 

I would like to see my perfect date, Birdy!

 

I'm still upset that Birdie chose that guy for me. Ugh Birdie you don't know me at all!

 

LOL! Ange...

 

I'm not attracted to guys that have muscles that big. Seriously. I can't help but wonder if they can wipe their own ass.

 

Its pretty terrible. And it generally means they have been taking steroids. AKA tiny penis. *weeps*

 

And I found you the perfect boy:

 

hahahaha

 

Awww....He's adorable....I like him. Jai, wanna trade ?????

 

I can wipe my own ass!! *hint*hint*

 

You are lucky. I inspected her myself and she has indeed two vaginas:

 

I like him, he looks like David Bowie

 

I prefer a little more scruff than that boy has..

 

Look and admire; your perfect date:

 

I like him....Penny might like him better though... *haha, girls we are being very picky with bird's charity....* I like woodsy scruffy men.

 

For once I will give you a new date, but you have to find another date for that poor guy.

This is your new and perfect date:

 

Please girls, this is not a trading game. People are not just meat.

 

are Bananarama too old? Who'd be an appropriate replacement?