I Want My Money Back....Ya Hear.. Full Refund. Not A Cent Less. Just Knew All This Would End In Tears. (breaks down and sobs).. Tears Glen.
Glen, this is a free service, based on my goodness. There are no refunds, but if you tell me your wishes I am sure I can find your perfect match.
Move Yourself A Little Closer To Your Screen "Birdbrain".. I Don't Want To Risk Someone Reading this Over Your Shoulder.. I'M.........GAY.......YOU........STUPID......HALFWITTED.....FEATHERHEAD.. (calms down) O. K....Now You Can Keep The Money If You Promise To Get Your Act Together This Time.. LAST CHANCE.....O.K... Cheers Glen.
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY! i haven't read anything else in this thread after i saw that... please pick me a date! he has to be perfect though!