I wish I was a black man.

Who me? I am totally innocent.

 

That's a good one. Great call right there.


That song has always reminded me of a Zappa song:

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

 

LOL

I never thought you to be guilty of anything

 

I hope this is sarcasm.

PS stupid thread. But from a 15 year old what do you expect

 

You are not the first person on here that has said that I am a drug dealer.

Wonder why? Most people who deal are very open about it here.

I am sure there would be a good reason why I would never admit to doing something, that I do not do, if I did it. But I don't.

Make any sense?

 

I wish I were black man exactly like Michael Jackson.

 

Complete sense, hahaha
You dont gotta admit anything, I think what I think
I gotta love the ambiguity, Mr. Businessman.

 

That's weird...around my school there are some white kids that sell but all the guys i buy from are black cause they have the best shit.

the guy I kinda sell for is black, too.

Anyway, the main point of this isn't jst that I'd have to be BLACK, I'd also have to be a dude.

Like I guess there are girls that sell too but all the big names I know are guys.

 

i wish everyone could be what they think they wish they could be, to have to walk in whatever shoes or foot pads those might happen to be, for at least a day, or better yet a week, and then come back and tell me what they wish they could be.

personally i'd rather be a large green cat, just as creative and imaginative as i am now, and even more able to do things about it, from my small green planet in a distant galaxy, which may have been my home before being born into this one.

=^^=
.../\...

 

well, blackmarket drug dealing, on a grand scale is like the white collar business world

 

oh, and originally, i thought the title said "i wish i had a big black man"