i wish i was a man

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Crayola, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. Meliai

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    I would totally have a giant dick if I was a dude.

    Women just need to learn to think logically instead of with their emotions. like me. My boyfriend says I'm too detached sometimes, but it's much better than thinking I'm an overemotional crazy bitch, which is what ex boyfriends have thought about me before I learned to detach logical thinking from my emotions.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Penis envy.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    To be honest there are positives and negatives on both sides but I still prefer being a man [​IMG]

    Hotwater
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Well, me too. But if everyone was asexual things would be a lot better.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    I just imagine that the ones that say that currently have a giant clitoris

    which is awesome :sunny:
     
  6. kokujin

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    you are an attractive female. trust me you have it easier. Only thing higher than you on the social food-chain would be a VERY attractive male, WITH Game (whatever the fuck that is), or a pro-athlete.. So like... enjoy it.
     
  7. i_was_in_shroom_land

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    yeah.. but then you'd have to pay for girls you take out..
    i wouldn't.. i'd be like.. uh no.. pay for yourself. lol
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

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    i've definitely seen girls take a sudden squat in the middle of the woods before.

    granted, i probably wouldn't have licked that pussy right afterward, but it can certainly be done.


    who am i kidding, i would have licked that piss right off.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

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  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    whut?

    you should know by now you cant talk about women pissing without arousing us.
     
  11. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    I know this is from 2009, but I still lol'd
     
  13. newbie-one

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    beautiful women are going to attract lots of men, but especially men who are principally motivated by sex.

    it's not surprising then that beautiful women tend to end up with men who are principally motivated by sex, unless they screen them carefully. it's also not surprising if these men then leave their girlfriends for what they think is a better deal or the next conquest.
     
  14. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I do wonder what it would be like if I were male for a bit, but I am definitely happy about being female. I can express myself well to my family and friends without any shame or regret, and I don't have to measure my self-worth with how much money I make.

    I'd like to think that I would continue to behave this way, if I were male.

    If I were male, I'd be over-exposed to violence and expected to bottle my emotions and withdraw myself all the time. I'd constantly be perceived as some incompetent idiot who can't work a blender let alone mop a floor, or stay home with children.

    Man, I hate how North-American culture is heavily focused on sports. I just hate it. It's a HUGE business and an insanely macho ego-strocking passtime. It's how men bond with each other, and if you are male and do not have some basic knowledge of sports you are an outsider! It's ridiculous how much we spend our time, efforts on dumb crap like sports. Sport celebrities are just as distracting, high paid and annoying as Paris Hilton.
     
  15. FreshDacre

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    Bottling your emotions is easy when your a guy. Its not really bottling when you are always indifferent anyways.
    And i dont care about sports. When a bunch of dudes start talking about organized sports and get all into it i just leave. Who gives a fuck.
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Then you’re only a man, not a real man [​IMG]


    hotwater
     
  17. Meliai

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    I know a lot of women who are into sports too...like really into it, not just pretending to like it for their boyfriends but they actually understand the rules and everything! :D
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    Im kind of glad im a man just for the fact that id be so self conscious if i had a huge set of boobs...theyre like near impossible to hide and you just know all the guys are always looking

    it would freak me out
     
  19. Meliai

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    lol you assume you would have big boobies like all the women in this thread assume they would have a big dick.

    you could always join the itty bitty tittie committee instead
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    I said if

    ..I just would assume theyd be bigger than my current hairy nippled man-boobs because of the extra estrogen
     

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