I'd rather be shot in the kneecap than...

Shake Stephen Harpers hand..

 

be shot in the face

 

Then do another bid on Rikers Island-

 

...than give my Billski dog away

 

Live through one more George W. Bush/Dick Cheney presidency.

 

be lied to so blatantly by our government

 

.....than have sex with (even) the most beautiful woman on the planet

 

castrated

 

hear another man say how gross sex is with a women, EVEN if never have given it a try >.<

 

^^ hahhaah


than to get shot in the head

 

then kicked in the balls with a steeltoe

 

I'd rather be shot in the kneecaps and dragged around some hot asphalt while wearing nothing but a thong than to write another fucking essay paper! Goddammit!

 

i hear ya commrade. english was the only subject i sucked at lol.
luckily me getting buddybuddy with 2 teachers i was able to convince them to pass me for 2 years. marking my unturned in papers which were marked as 0s just as 50%s really did the trick lol

 

go to a Chris Gaines concert

 

Watch 1 second of the forementioned video.

 

Stuck It Out For The Whole 4-18....

My Verdict........Jennifer Is Pathetic, And That LL Cool J Is A Slimey Creep....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hang out with GlenGlen and watch crappy videos.

 

....go on a date with GlenGlen.

(this is the ''its not a lie, I promise'' thread right?)

 

Plus the fact she has no apparent talent.

Than be in a nursing home for the rest of my life.

 

Eat at Taco Bell again.