If Fabio was a Spanish dancer, he would have to change his name to Fandango. If Fabio was a singer, he would have to change his name to Falsetto. Lame? lol
well i guess that explains who or what this is talking about. i guess it must be one of those human things.
if he consumed a ton of sugar and caffeine and then pulled the back of his shirt up over his head, he would become cornholio.