If girls attack a guys groin, do they smile first ?

Well whenever I kick a man in the groin, I like to wear my groin kickin boots, and I'll even wear a tee shirt that says "I'm wearing my groin kicking boots" in case the man doesnt notice my boots, and then I make the "eieieieiei" noise kinda like Xena makes, oh and I make this face;


it's pretty sweet once the whole thing plays out.

 

OK thats off topic now but its MY thread and I have the right to do so, so Im telling you by this that what I wrote in your guestbook I take back and you can just imagine I never wrote it even if I can not delete it physically ! A beautiful body IS high on my list of prioriteis but I hve learnt the hard way that its not an excuse for EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

GLM... you make my penis tingle with the love vibrations.

 

And one more thing: We had the Xena series in Germany too, and I thought it very sexy, especially after one of her boobs flopped out during this award (the actress Lucy Lawless I mean) and I thought maybe it would flop out in one of the fight scenes too (I KNOW they would have cut it out if it really happedne, but in the back of my mind, OK ?) and I never took it seriously, not more seriously than Tom and Jerry or something, but IF someone takes it seriously and I dont know if woman do but it COULD be the message is that if you are a woman you can commit violence as long as you like and you wont get harmed and you wont get punished and if the guys that write this series would get kicked I guess they would thonk twice before writing such shit !!!!!!!!!!

 

Agreed

Next time you want to "flirt" with a woman glm, try NOT hitting the children who are in her care. Or any children. Or anyone, any person or animal. Hitting others is usually a big turn off for chicks. Mind you so is self-obsession and general asinine behaviour.

 

"Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig"

...and GLM- I see her status reads "smiling" so I'd wear a cup if I were you!

 

This was not flirting, it was kind of a strategic move, and slapping (not hitting !!!) the brat was NOT what I had planned, OK, I was INSULTED by her ! You think I try to flirt with women by hitting them or what ?!?!

 

I think it still hasn't sunk into your brain yet that laying your hands on another persons child is NOT ACCEPTABLE BY ANY MEANS. That is CHILD ABUSE and I would have pressed charges if I were her.

 

And I think into YOUR brain it has not sunk what the topic of this thread is, right ?

 

OK, does anybody out there know whether its true or not ?

 

I think you are a joke, really.

I hope more than just women kick you in the nads. children, midgets, jews, blacks, the mentally handicapped, horses, and cows should also get in the fun. and yes I would laugh my ass off.

 

I doubt the horses and cows would smile beforehand but I've been wrong before...

 

Yes, it is totally true. Women are actually robots who are programmed at birth to smile before kicking you in the nads and stealing your lingerie.

A stupid answer to a stupid question.

 

btw, I'm glad someone noticed that, heh

 

Now, I always thought they put war paint on and went "woowoowoo-woo-woo" (like Curly from the Three Stooges) before kicking and then "nyuk-nyuk-nyuk" immediately afterward.

Again, I might be misinformed, having read the wrong instruction manuals and listened too closely to folklore.

 

I notice many things.

 

Just to make this clear that this is not about doing ME a favour I have edited my original post, please read this !

 

Maybe you should take a self-defense class. Or just go around in fear of women for the rest of your life. Whichever.

It's not a gender-biased mystery...what would YOUR behavior be like if you were about to kick someone in the groin?

 

Yes it IS - if you have stress with another GUY, it sort of escalates until one punches the other in the face, theres no need for a warning sign here because its obvious ! What I am talking about is a out-of-the-blue-suprise-attack, when you dont even think she is angry about you (or only moderatly so, I guess if you want to prevent to say or do ANYTHING that MIGHT make another person angry you could as well forget about flirting at all !)

 

Dummy, they smile after they've kicked you in the groin!





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