If girls attack a guys groin, do they smile first ?

Great, now just imagine YOU lying on the ground one day, would you then want you had known how to recognize it before or not ?!!!

 

I remember my girlfriend kicking my best friend square in the nuts. She wasn't smiling. I don't recall what he did to deserve it, but it had certainly pissed her off.

 

Theres NOTHING you could do to "deserve" this, but anyway: Did you notice anything special or abnormal in her movement or voice or gesture or whatever immediately before she kicked him ?

 

Oh my god, this is the funniest thread ever.

Personally, I've never purposely kicked a guy in the nuts, but my foot has made contact with ye olde testicles of a certain few when in a tickle/wrestle fight. So...I suppose yes, I have smiled...and laughed hysterically before doing some old-fashioned groin attacking. But I assure you, after the realization that said ticklemonster is in excruciating pain, the laughter stops and I immediately go for an ice pack.

 

I've never purposely kicked anyone in the balls... although if some guy deserved it I would have no problem doing it. And I would laugh.

 

What about trying to rape someone? What about kicking a girl in her groin? There are tons of things a guy could do that would deserve a ball kicking.

 

Never been kicked in the nuts by anyone. Worse racking I ever got was trying to tow somebody on the handlebars up a hill and my foot slipped off the pedal.

 

Can't remember why she kicked him, it was 20 years ago, but it seems he did deserve it. Of course girlfriend trumps best friend in any argument.

 

Don't you know anything? Those things are ALLOWED. In Bizarro world...

 

I don't get kicked in the nuts by women or anyone else for that matter, and when I wanna get laid I don't go around slapping children in the face!

I think maybe you should join some sort of support group, you've dragged this topic on and on for 3,4? threads now? You seem so hung up on this chick that kicked you in the nuts, whatever you had with this chick ended when you slapped the kids face, accept it, move on there's other chicks and you can start with a clean slate.

She may have nice T/A and you seem to be in a state of emotional hypnosis because of it, but look past that and see her for the abusive (physical & emotional) ugly bitch that she is, she will use that T/A against you as a weapon! Don't be so hung up on her, she kicked you in the nuts! It's over! Life sux! You got a bad break but sometimes that's life! Deal with it! Get over it!



Bustramp

 

I AM FUCKING OVER WITH HER ! I even moved out of the house where she and the other scum live, even if commuting to university is a nightmare now !!!! And if I wouldnt be, I would not get nearer than 100m to her without some protection in my trousers, this I can guarnatee you !!!!!!! Its about flirting with OTHER women where I dont knwo whhat awaits me before !

 

smiles or not, you're going to get kicked in the nads by a lot of women..invest in a good cup

 

You can bet your ass that I will not be without protection when I know that I meet a girl BEFORE, but there will be encounters of oppurtunity too, when I meet a girl in the swimming pool, university, subway, you cant plan these things, OK ? And you CANT wear these things 24/7, its about thermalbiology, the testicles are not outside of the body and unprotected just for fun but too keep them COOL, so a cup somehow increases the thermal resistance when dissipating the heat, so they get warmer then optimum temperature, OK ? And say I meet the girl of my dreams in a public swimming pool or whereever, should I then just let her run away because I wear no protection at the moment ? And theoretically now I could say, OK, in such a situation I watch out and I am on my guard, but in practice once you see a pair of say cup D tits and flirt with her, you WILL NOT constantly evaluate how risky the situation is, this is against instincts when you try to reproduce, so what you need is a set of rules in the back of your brain, when you subconscioussness recognizes them then it kicks in and interrupts you and tells you that flirting is over now and you are in danger !!!

 

That sounds more like a restraining order than a fear of getting kicked in the nuts, which I'd note that you deserved, hell you got off light. But um, get over it, and stop posting the same fucking thread about it over and over.

Edit: On second thought, these are kinda entertaining... :H

 

Cant anybody read here, I AM over with the bitch, I would not even fuck her if she was begging me to do so with my penis in her mouth, its about dating OTHER women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

join a monastery

 

Other women don't kick you in the balls, unless you do something to deserve it, which I imagine would not be difficult to accomplish given history.

 

Let her run away because you aren't wearing your football equipment? What exactly are you planning to do to her that requires armour? Don't you mean "let her escape"?

For cripes sake...women are not some other species...we don't have "certain moves" that all women do. Yeah, there are stupid bitches out there, but not that many. We don't kick balls because someone flirted with us.

Unless, of course, flirting for you means grabbing the girl and trying to stick your penis in her...

 

Guess what ? I KNOW this ! Its about STATISTICS if the word says anything to you ! If 70 percent of all women would, say, scrathc their ears before they do it then by knowing this I would increase the chances of keeping my groin intact by 70 percent !!!

 

ok, let's pretend that 70% of women scratch their ears before they kick a man in the groin.

But then poll those same women again. What if they say that 99% of the time when they scratch their ear, it is not followed by groin-kicking. So you'll scream and flee when they scratch their ear because it's itchy, not because they're aiming a kick at you?

Here's a GREAT way to prevent getting hit in the groin: DON'T PISS PEOPLE OFF ENOUGH TO HIT YOU IN THE GROIN. This includes not slapping kids in their care, not raping, not being an ass, not assaulting another person, not treating another like property/objects, being respectful, and not being an asswipe who puts himself up on a pedestal of idiocy.