If Hipforums were a deserted island...

i agree. it would lead to bad things.

 

i think it's instinct to seek stability. not having a plan for hunts, farming or a good shelter may set us back.

 

As you may have figured I have no actual use

 

lol tis a hairy lord of the flies!

i don't think i'd contribute much to any island society... i barely contribute to the one i'm in now..

i can live off the land pretty well... am insane enough to cope well with solitude .. i'll prolly just wander off and find a place of me own

 

If someones hungry they can hunt or eat. Some who are inclined to do so will garden. Some who are inclined to build things will build shelter.


But for the sake of this thread I'll play along.


What Would Castro Do? :biker:


The idea of contributing to something because I'm told I should isn't very appealing.

I'll lay on the theoretical beach and ponder this for awhile...

 

dammit, y'all are ruining this thread. this was my way of assesing your skills so that i can decide who burns in the heat fire the first night on the island.

 

I'd make a raft and get outta there.

 

I told you my skills...

I'll be the beach layer and resident procreator. You can assess them if you'd like.

 

Apparently, become a gay biker.

 

I will be the bikini inspector, it's important we have one of those.

 

I couldn't disagree more.

 

Lunar will be the first guy to starve to death, laying on the beach.

In his gay biker costume. :biker:

 

Okay, I'd be the professor and use coconuts and bamboo to build a computer for satellite internet to satisfy the population's pr0n needs.

 

:crowngrin:

how about it? a little to the left?

 

Hell no.

Alright, since you've given me a harsh dose of reality I'll contribute.


I'll be the resident meat hunter and butcher.

Fish
Wild Boar
Birds
Snakes


If it moves I'll hunt it and kill it. I'll also build a smoke hut where I and the other meat eater can sit and make smoke jerky out of the things I kill.

That way I'll never go hungry while I'm laying on the beach...waiting to be summond to procreate.

 

lmao...now that's more like it!

 

you might want to take a book or something with you.

 

I'll build the raft to get myself off the island.

 

until you reach land, become ecstatic

then realize you've arrived at 4chan's island :frown:

 

No time to read.

You're right though, I should bring something with me;




In case I feel like having some fun