If Hipforums were a deserted island...

Don't mind me, I'm just the guy that drinks the tea

:Mr-T:

 

You're so British, I'm surprised you used the term "hard on."

 

I see someone else is familiar with traditional polynesian warfare tactics

They’d hide in caves and pounce upon their attackers; then quickly retreat luring their attackers into a bottleneck


Hotwater

 

I won't have to, because we're not having it on the island. I will return to the island shortly, and take control. Thank you.

I only did because Hotwater said it, I didn't want to come across as a complete prude, I was already saying no nudists

 

So let me get this straight;

This is going to be a "hip" island of fully clothed people who worship Vig because she appointed herself leader and time is to be spent building houses and flattering her?


Can we at least divide the island in half so that one side of it can actually be a hip place?

 

lmao. i never said anyone had to flatter me. i can flater myself just fine thanks.

 

You should try flattering yourself in public, it's very invigorating.

 

Ok, in that case

every time I read your name, I read 'vigilante her balls'... jus' sayin'.

 

Got balls on your mind do ya?

 

I'm not worshipping anybody!

 

lol ramona

i has balls, they are invisible

 

You don't even "worship" your own body?

 

No. It's just the 'i' at the end looks like an 'l' on first glance.

 

You should paint them for Halloween and shake them in people's faces. Teabagging all around!

 

That’s because you don’t look at her as a potential love interest, only competition


Hotwater

 

oh no you dint'!

 

I don't see much competition...

 

i think we should organize an island social event.

hi hater hi hater you see me hi hater

 

Great! Have you met Jesus? He's a real swell fellow. He's a big fan of the alkies, though, always turning water to wine and shit.

 

Maybe I should go find him, I'm always running out of wine.