If Hipforums were a deserted island...

oh god. we need to keep order dammit!

attack silverbacks ha ha

 

No, no. I'm past all of that. Vig is no longer being totalitarian, we've decided to have a cannabaseball/pot luck event, and Sam Stoned is no longer around, conspiring schemes that bring out the greed in folks.

There will be plenty of weed for everyone. Also, Imaginary is coming up with ways to keep out the lurkers.

 

hell yes, give peace a chance.

however, i was never totalitarian

 

gotta protect the homestead and sess crops, yaknow? :sunny:

 

Maybe a little bit. Well, you tried to rule is what I'm saying. Which, proved easy to do when there were multiple guys who were all goofy over your 'body shot' pics.

 

will there be a coconut bikini contest, psilocybin and dance music?

if not, I will continue to wage this war in the name of the misty mountain silverbacks you killed with your wd-40 and whale piss shenanigans!

 

who you callin goofy? I'm a smoooth leg humper :devil:

 

lmao. it was pretty easy to manipulate people.

i agree with deviate, there should be shrooms.

and...i was only trying to take my natural place as a leader. i would've had everyone's best interests in mind.

 

you can be my queen babe

follow me to mah shroom hut!

 

Deal, no more war, lets just eat some shrooms and play bongos all through the night.

 

I'll tell you what then, you and I can hang out and I'll let you dominate with my best interest in mind.

 

sounds like a master plan my man.

you ever seen a gorilla trip? we gonna have a fun night!

 

ah hell no. i will not condone gorilla trippin. unless we are sure they are giving us consent...perhaps we should teach them sign language.

 

I already did. but good lawd all they ever ask for since I taught them signing, is beer.

 

I'm not hanging out with drunk silverbacks. They always get so mean when they've been drinking.

 

........ ................. bing?

 

yeah they may actual kill us if they get fucked up.

 

OR, they will play a bitchin' game of Halo.

 

gotchu covered bro. I told them they're allowed 2 rum n coconut milks a piece when they're peaking.

they only start ripping arms off after 5-8.

 

we need entertainment. where are the performers?!