If Hipforums were a deserted island...

That's why I said we need strippers. Anybody can be naked, but it takes a talented lady to make a show out of it.

 

Well, I'm out.

 

i think there are a few lurking prostitutes, but i haven't met any strippers here before.

you should start your training now, lunar.

 

Do you mean I should train women how to strip?

Or that I should learn how to strip?


If the first I'm all for women learning how to strip while I watch, I'll offer my best advice.

If you meant the latter, well, I'm a pretty terrible dancer, but I suppose I could learn.

 

yeah, get on that while the rest of us um...prepare the stage and pole for you.

 

Don't bother...I have my own pole.

 

IB, we're going to need you to advertise lunar's premiere tonight.

 

COME ENJOY A FULL MOON
WITH LUNAVERSE.

LIVE AT HIP ISLAND.
It'll be good, jah?

 

lmao perfect. who's gonna emcee?

 

My stripper name is going to be 'Chuck Wood'

 

"quit chuckin my wood!"

will island life always be this fun and carefree?

i doubt it if we don't start getting srs about infrastructure soon..

 

No infrastructure. Let's try to keep it as primitive as possible. Wooden huts, clay stoves, out houses. That'd cover most needs.


Wouldn't the whole point of it be to get away from regular society?

 

Duh, but only if I can bring my Charmin.

 

well, we still need things like medical care, emergency care, and schools for all of the children that will inevitably be born within the next year. lol.

 

That's true.


But as for schools, I would think that children would learn best from observing life and being taught what their parents know. Especially in that sort of setting where, "What was the first bill introduced by George Washington," doesn't mean shit.

 

yeah but there are so many of us, i am sure some of us are experts in certain areas.

 

I'm impregnating the villagers as we speak!

 

you better create some medical care for your spawn!

 

Trait, actually. The not so bad version.

White woman>.:love:<Black man= Me> :baby:...that's how.

I'm bringing a touch of diversity to this horribly white island.

 

Ok, I will...