If Hipforums were a deserted island...

I know how to build a raft so I’d organize a raiding party to kidnap bear grylls whose filming on the next island over

Future raids include the Professor from Gilligan’s Island and of course Mary Ann :2thumbsup:


Dawn Wells (Mary Ann)



Hotwater

 

ever notice how her bellybutton only shows for like a second per episode. she was very racy for a woman of her day.

also, i get first dibs on bear grylls. i love him.

 

You can have him, I only want to pick his brain


Hotwater

 

all i need is his face and voice anyways :love:

 

Notice how he takes his shirt off at least once in every episode even if he’s in the high arctic


Hotwater

 

I'd bury it's bones between the high and low tide marks on a beach, so poor "Hip Forums" could neither rest in the land or the sea.

 

I would be the Archie Bunker

 

i like the episode where he gives himself an enema.

ok, so we have hunters, raft builders, kidnappers, deserters...yeah we're doomed

 

What we need are some carpenters, some good growers, and some strippers.

 

This is an egalitarian society on this island, correct?
So why do you make the assumption that YOU would be deciding anything?
Sounds more like you want to set-up your own little dictatorship.
Yeah you started the thread, but the ability to type on a keyboard and hit "submit" are hardly qualifications to be leader.

With 141,609 members, it's going to have to be a pretty big island.

 

i vote we cook and eat pb for dinner tonite and have a potlash with the neighboring island to set up a system of balanced reciproicty since their island has volcanic rock perfect for tool making.

 

Sounds like civilization to me which is why we have god and religion.

Maybe Reverend JC will offer up an occasional sermon or act as the Islands spiritual leader

Hotwater

 

Typical dictator.
Kill and silence any opposition.

I vote we stage a revolution and set vig adrift on a raft.
Or we could sacrifice her to the volcano god to ensure our safety, you are a vigin aren't you Vig?

More importantly, who is going to be the weed farmer?

 

it seems the only skill that pb has to offer is_________.

 

Hotwater said he could build a raft, so.......


Yes, I agree, someone needs to grow the weed. I humbly volunteer to test the finished product.

 

so let me get this strait, you want to

- test the weed
- procreate with our women
- eat all our food

seriously, someone tie this guy to a friggin' tree or something irate:

 

Why do I feel like I am watching a bad remake of Lost?


I can clear brush and trees because I am going to pack my chainsaw.

I can also dowse if we need a source of water. I can build a solar oven. I have helped to build a mud hut, so that could come in handy. I can garden. I can cook. I can sew.

I want three hours off a day.

Take it or leave it.

 

Actually you’ve been assigned the task of widening the mariana trench

Hotwater

 

You got it friend! If I'm going to be stuck on this island for the rest of life, you know I'm gonna live it up and do as little as possible. :2thumbsup:

Though I never said I'd eat all the food. I said I'd hunt and kill animals for those who eat meat.