If Hipforums were a deserted island...

Okay, you can be police cheif. I guess that leaves dictator open

Come on, you all know you want to know what it's like to have Sam_Stoned calling the shots.

 

I would work for the island ambassador service. I am very diplomatic.

 

Dictators, diplomats, police, alcohol stills, revolutionaries, gas powered chain saws, strip clubs, WTF people we have an opportunity to create a new and better society and half of you just want to recreate the shit we came to the island to get away from.
Fuck, we may as well invite the Bush family and the Cheney's also. Then bring some militant Jews and Palestinians so there can be a war that goes on forever and then we can build coconut bombs and spears to sell them and make lots and lots of shell coins and become rich.

 

Well yeah but since we're starting from scratch we can make a whole new generation of super elite off the backs of the lower class and then spit on the next generations of them and call them 'unpatriotic' to protect the wealth that our fathers made of their fathers.

Oh wait, that's America. lol whoopse!

 

I'm an excellent horticulturalist. I can cook, kill and gather food, fix and construct anything, good leader, fighter, inspirational philosophy, and overall support system for the 'family.'

and I would impregnate you. more than once :biggrin:

 

btw, I guess I'm down with a matriarchal society.. but I'm living in your hut vigi. you need protection.

all you other males, go to neighboring islands and steal your own women!

 

*pats shotgun*

it's not about who you are... or what you can do anymore....

this is a new society, it's all about what you remembered to bring with you :mickey:

 

true. I brought my game rednose and a purple ribbon female bluenose pit. in a year or so we'll have a pack of dogs that nothing on the island can fuck with.

 

I assumed the island was Skip's and that we were all just going there to run amuck all over it.
















Get it?

 

I'll keep the fire going in the cave & boil water so The Being can make his tea, and of course I'll keep a pot of coffee on...somebody will figure out that caves are great places to brew beer & grow mushrooms...Wanderingturnup's Psychedelic Tea & Coffee Bar will be the cool hangout for all artists & revolutionaries.

And any of y'all that are thinking about eating hippies.....Ever try to clean one of them things? You'll never get the patchouli out.

 

Well there are no women on fantasy island only an old man and a dwarf but I guess we could pull off a somalia-like pirate attack against the love boat


Hotwater

 

I'll cook the food!

 

I would be the one to make fires and wildlife stuff....

I grew up on a ranch and we used to go camping and my brothers taught me that stuff.

 

I wouldn't be so quick to cook if I were you because so far no one has offered to wash the dishes



Hotwater

 

There should be no dictators, no diplomats, no police, and no jews!


There should be no power. It should be a self governing island. No foreign policy, none of that. If someone is acting up, they're dealt with. If someone expresses an unfavoured idea, they're at least respected. The coconuts will only be used for making sexy coconut bras for the women, not bombs. That'll just invite an IRA to form and divide the island.


I was joking about the no jews.

 

My point exactly.:2thumbsup:
Vigilante sets up this island paradise and instantly proclaims herself to be in charge then starts talking about sacrifices and police and going around beating people. Hell, she wanted me executed for speaking out!
All the shit she complains about in the political forums, yet see how quickly she is corrupted by the power.
I say we put Vig on a raft and set her adrift before she goes completely totalitarian meglomaniac on us.

 

Good we should have a few bankers; yes sir, I’d like to deposit two coconuts, seven pineapples, and a bushel of slightly overripe bananas; and yes I’d like a receipt


Hotwater

 

I guess it's the only way. Terrible what a little bit of power will do to some folks. But, if that's what we have to do, so be it.


Now, onto something more important, who's going to make the acid? Not one person has stepped up to be the resident chemist.

 

lol, watch if they don't raise the interest rate of berries and conch shells over night on us.



So does this mean you're volunteering to start the island basketball team then Hotwater?