If I had the money.

So basically you use it for sex, or are you planning to use genetic science to make a new life?

 

obviously men use money for sex
is there any other reason to have money?
if there is i'd sure like to know

 

One reason..... some use it for toilet paper. I stress some. not all.

 

New shoes?

 

and what does a clean ass and new shoes get you?

 

Sex. See, a vicious circle.

 

well, thats not how I was going to take it, but yeah.

 

you can take anything a certain way if you think about it

 

like taking it up the cockhole?

 

i dont spend my money on sex...i spend it on everyone...

 

If I had the money, I'd so help you on your piratey dream, dude. Because Pirate Steve is one of my idols.

 

I need a frock coat.. hmmm.

People are Strange
When your a stranger
Faces look ugly
When your alone.

Women seem wicked
when your unwanted
streets are uneven
when your down.

When your strange*duh duh duh-duh*
Faces come out of the rain. *duh*
when your strange *duh*
No one remebers your name*duh*
When your strange* duh duh duh-duh*
when your strange
When your. strange.

 

Hahaha this reminds me. I was going through the laundry a couple months ago and found these huge 3x lady's pants in Andy's hamper. I was sooo mad thinking he was recently with a big girl before we got together. I asked him about them when he came home and he said he ties the drawstring as far as they will go and tucks them into boots when he dresses up like a pirate for haloween.

 

lol thats funny. ill probably be goign as one of the blues brothers... yo