If i wink at a girl

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naruto, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    But he's a dumb gay schmuck who likes Naruto. :(
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Jun 10, 2009
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you're right. IGNORE HIM!!!! :mad::mad:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 10, 2009
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  5. fredchurch

    fredchurch Member

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    in this wacky world i would check with a lawyer and make sure its not some form of harassment.
     
    fredchurch, Jun 10, 2009
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  7. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Its a form of lameness, not harassment.
     
    Piaf, Jun 10, 2009
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  9. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Believe it!
     
    jamaican_youth, Jun 10, 2009
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    with what a wacky winking world we are in, i wonder why women would wish for winking wussies when wookies will wet their wonderbras with wisdom.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 10, 2009
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  13. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    I wink at girls at bars all the time, if i know i know nothings going to happen anyway, i do it just for fun.
     
    jamaican_youth, Jun 10, 2009
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    a vast majority of my winks are due to an eyelash lodging itself in my eye.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 10, 2009
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  17. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    A person just looks retarded when that happens.
     
    jamaican_youth, Jun 10, 2009
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  19. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I dunno. I was just shootin for something cheap and quick.

    So I picked your mom up. :cool:

    Go on a date, conceal a camera, and send it to me for review. I will laugh, but not to your face, and I wont show anybody for less than $50, which I will gladly split with you.

    Aren't we all? :rolleyes:
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 10, 2009
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  21. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'll require you to show at least 2 people then, to cover the cost of the camera...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 10, 2009
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  23. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Shit, I'll show 200 people. Since you only get 1 percent as part of the split.

    Edit: And I'll tape my diagnosis and we'll split the profit of selling it to people like Mr. Naruto here.
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 10, 2009
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  25. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'll torrent it.
     
    Jaitaiyai, Jun 10, 2009
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  27. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    I'll fap to it.
     
    HushBull, Jun 10, 2009
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  29. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Wow... when would winking wussies wish wonderbra wearing wookies wet willies when wookies with woodies willfully wander with wayward wigmen?

    Well?
     
    stinkfoot, Jun 10, 2009
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  31. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    this^^
     
    MissBHave, Jun 10, 2009
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  33. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Why wayward wigmen when winking wussies wander wistfully with witches who woo wonderful wedded women?
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jun 10, 2009
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  35. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    You guyses be amateurs.
     
    Cherea, Jun 10, 2009
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  37. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    wait, what?
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 10, 2009
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  39. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I suck at picking up women. I seem to be able to easily get their attention and then lose it instantly.

    I can't wait until I meet the next woman who is both socially retarded and attractive! They come along about once every 5 years and make fantastic girlfriends.

    Does anybody know anybody who is both attractive, socially retarded and called Chantelle?

    If the prophecy is correct then she should be my first wife, considering that three individual Chantelles were my first crush, the first girl to pop my cherry and my first girlfriend.
     
    Face Eater, Jun 10, 2009
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