If i wink at a girl

yes, if anyone is still interested, this is exactly what i do.

i can get pretty much any woman interested by being cute and witty. then they change their mind very very fast once i actually start talking to them.

 

Women don't like quirky, honest guys who speak their minds.

I think age might have something to do with it. I can make an 18 year old wet by telling her about how I wish I could still get candy at the doctor and horrify a 25 year old with the same sort of remarks.

 

not gay...just incredibly lame and sleazy at the same time

 

Do people actually wink in real life?

If not, why do people use the emoticon so much?

 

exactly the word that came to mind.

 

nah, it's not sleazy. just gay.

 

I say flash her a smile.

A nod is lame.... I say go witha smile, with a look of interrest.

Flap, what are you a duck.

That's what I'm saying.....

The same reason why people use 'lol' so much.

 

Ummm a smile doesn't directly say, "I'd like you to come over here and talk to me right now", a nod does.

Smile while you nod or as she walks over, but she's not walking over without the nod.

 

You have to have that look in your eye, while smiling at her... when she validates the smile he should go talk to her.... she'd be really impressed that you're not a panzy and you feel she's worth putting forth the effort to come talk to her.

Take good advice or great advice, it's up to you kid.

 

I just point towards my crotch with both index fingers and put on a stern, demanding look.

 

that would work if you were a monkey.

 

how did this turn into a 6 page thread? treated as if it were serious, no less.

you do realize naruto always posts such lame weird things, right? and never posts in the thread again?

 

Does it matter? It makes me laugh

 

....very carefully...

 

Winner....

 

great minds think alike