If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

drowned in her own puke after drinking too much

 

drowned in his own bathtub after fallin' asleep

 

froze to death in a snowbank

 

while posting late into the night on hip forums, poor ole BBAD fell asleep and froze when his cow dung stove went out....

 

fell down a Crevase

 

slipped on ice splitting the back of his head open like tuna fish.

 

A cave collapse

 

tried to ride the new bike out on the freeway.

 

got stuck and died in the McDonalds playground because he was two feet taller than the "you must be shorter than this" sign

 

Flew off a roller coaster becuase he was shorter then the must be this tall sign

 

tried own stunts at home and landed on a rake.

 

old lady ran your down with motorized shopping cart

 

tried to eat a pound of cheese

 

crushed by an iceberg falling off a cliff.

 

beat up and killed by a gang of nerds who wanted his new velcro shoes

 

making out with a large woman with her on top and got crushed

 

died of worry when she learned the jokes about the farmer's daughter were just jokes.

 

died of embarrassment when nude picture of him got posted on the internet

(I'd like to see them)

 

fell off of the runway cause he drank too much spiked gatoraid......

 

trying to sail to Amsterdam in a bathtub