If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

leg caught in a bear trap

 

300 winchester mag right through left testicle

 

froze to death while ice fishing

 

bleeds to death after cutting the corners off her fingers

 

heart attack while shoveling snow in his driveway

 

Hair caught in a ceiling fan and thrown around the room

 

ass fucked to death by a horse just like that one guy

 

Balls pulled off by a shemale hooker

 

Burt Reynolds kills you with his bow and arrow

 

visited the Grand Canyon and got to close to the edge and fell

 

fell of the donut at Randy's Donuts

 

fell getting off of the bus

 

went scuba diving in the winter and when she was done the entrance hole had froze over

 

fell into a rattlesnake pit.


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Very impressive for a grade school dropout.

Popeye did not have a dog, but did have a pet called Eugene the Jeep who is magical. Eugene lives in a 3 dimensional world but is really a 4 dimensional creature. He answers yes/no questions by bowing down for yes and not bowing down for no. Eugene subsists on a diet of orchids. He made his first appearance on April 1, 1936.

 

ate some Maple Leaf processed sandwich meat and died of salmonella poisoning

 

Treated at Canadian Health Care System clinic

 

ate everyday for two weeks at Fat McBrides restaurant

 

eaten by a million caterpillers

 

using her head to unclog the running snowblower

 

Stuffed into a broken dishwasher abandoned in a vacant lot.