If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

flying toast took off your head

 

U r in a bank when a robbery occurs. The robbers tell everyone to get on the ground but u dont becasue u r deaf. they shoot u becasue they are worried about u attacking them.

 

You wander into a meadow full of butterflies, thinking it's a beautiful spring day. Standing in the middle of the meadow, the butterflies swarm, devouring your flesh while you scream in terror.

 

DEATH!
Awwwwww ...

BY SNOO SNOO!
Yaaaayyyyy !!!

 

licked to death by a kitty...

 

you went skydiving and landed on the lightning rod on top of the Empire State Building. It pierced you in a nonvital area but nobody could rescue you. You bled to death

 

equestrian anal rape

 

u die in child birth... thats right even though u r a guy u die during child birth. but ur child makes it out ok

 

you tried to pierce your own tongue and hit that big vein and ended up eating all your blood without even noticing

 

you were killed by a rabid rodeo clown..it was messy

 

while trying to get high off shrooms u accidentally ate a poisonous mushroom that killed u

 

An elephant sneaked into your hospital room and smothered you with a pillow.

 

^^^see that guy in your pic....that's you

 

suffocation by head condom

 

an acme anvil landed on your head. just like always happened with wiley coyote in the road runner cartoons. except you actually die unlike Wiley

 

you swallowed a lit cherry bomb

 

You would be castrated and bleed to death from where your genitalia used to be.

 

you choked on my severed penis

 

...that's what he said.

 

you fell off a cruise ship right in front of a shark