If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you were riding this horse.

 

Tacks. Thousands upon thousands of tacks.

 

died of boredom

 

like the horses from the movie "Heavens Gate"

 

You were like Bruce Willis in 6th sense. U got shot and didnt realize you were dead until some creepy kid told you that you were.

 

you were tried ...and convicted....and put to death by lethal injection..



...for removing the matress tag

 

Shot through the skull with a frozen pea.

 

you swallowed your tongue

 

how would that kill you?

somebody sprayed you continuously with raid (ant and roach killer)

 

because it was still attached....so you choked on it

You sneezed out your brain

 

you were walking downtown TO, and a HUGE piece of glass was dropped by workers replacing a window. Its sliced you down the middle, 13 ghosts style.

 

You got hired to work on a pig farm in Vancouver


(I think only Canadians might understand this one )

 

I'm glad I swallowed my orange slushie b4 I read that, or it woulda been all over my moniter.

you died of cervical cancer

 

You ended up at the bottom of a Tim Horton drive thru 50 car pileup

 

you died from being too nice...oh yes..it can kill you

 

you died of breast cancer because you wouldn't let me check for lumps

 

Your nipples killed you in your sleep.

 

Bludgeoned to death with a rusty teaspoon.

 

you fell in Love.....



...unfortunately...Love is the name of my pet crocodile

 

A rapist came to your door, over powered you and tied you down, raped you and gave you AIDS