If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

ur walking in the forest and u fall over a rock and break both of ur legs. u clearly cant. u struggle to try to crawl out of the forest. little critters come and start nibbling on u as u attempt to make ur escape. mosquitoes are biting u constantly during the night. hunger and dehydration set in. u dive from a variety of these reasons.

 

asphyxiated when he stuck his head up a fat woman's ass and his ears kept him from pulling out his head.

 

u were walking a long when a thunderstorm formed over u. u knew it was going to be bad by the color of the sky. u started running home. u got into your yard when a ligting bolt struck the tree right near u. the bolt was so strong that u could feel the electricity through the ground. this paralyzed u in place for a moment while the tree came down on you.

 

you were eaten by your shadow

 

you fell asleep on a hydraulic woodsplitter

 

you were wrapped in saran wrap and you couldnt escape.

 

You booked a vacation in Antarctica but forgot to pack your thermal underwear.

 

you ate a sno cone too fast and died of brain freeze.

 

Tickled by someones Moustache

 

you got caught on the conveyor belt in your sig and got turned into a ball.........and then a cube.

 

Fell out of a hotel window while taking a shower and fell butthole first onto a pole

 

that's you on my hood.

 

an accident with a power tool....

 

took a ride in a tornado.

 

was attacked by the apes on planet of the apes.

 

mr freezie overdose

 

aliens abducted you and ran tests on you. clearly ur body failed their tests since u died.

 

Industrial meatgrinder accident

 

while putting ur shirt on in the morning u couldnt get the collar over too easily and while waking u stumbled and fell out a window and landed on the street.

 

Coconut fell on your head. Don't laugh - it kills 150 people every year.