if sarah palin was a hippy... she'd look like this...

wow, so you guys just went ahead and decided our platform without me? jeezus...

i see what happens when you let a group of hippies with a colorado redneck get together to decide party politics....

 

okay fine... everyone that didn't get free beer because this will be a new law.. gets an extra case for each year they are over the age of 21..

sorry drinking age stays at 21. :cheers2:

also the military join age is raised to 25. plus anyone thats in the government now and has children of legal military age, that 'child' must serve at least one year.. (cus like they make the war and then their rich little brats don't have to fight, but us poor folks do )

also marijuana and prostitution will be legalized. like alcohol you must smoke at home or hash bars. and with the hookers, you must get a hookering license and STD tested monthly... the test will be paid for with government health care for all US citizens.

oh and teachers will all get a 110% pay raise. and sports players will all get a 80% pay cut.

 

boog i like your ideas. except for the military... there should be no military. our foreign policy will be giving out hugs. hugs make everyone happy.

oh, and no drinking age. it works in europe. having a drinking age obviously doesn't work here, so let's try something new.

 

hhmmm... just illegal to buy it if you're under 21.. but anyone can drink it.


and i think most people are smarter at 25 than 18.. so most wouldn't want to join the military by 25. plus i'd make the military more like the peace corps.... less guns and more helping hands.

 

Ok, I've made up my mind. This year when I vote, I'm writing boogabaah and nakedtreehugger in!

 

Madame Boogabaah, do you solemnly swear that you will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that you will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that you take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that you will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of the Vice Presidency - So help you God?



Hotwater

 

uuuuum.. okay!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WzZSZRIiHo

 

i bet homeland security is gonna be contacting you.

 

i'm sure i'm already watched... i chat with people from "terrorist" countries all the time.

 

Congratulations! Madame, Vice President


Hotwater

 

hahaha, cool pic. she might like tofu, it's yummy!

 

I hear her glasses sold out all over the country. She would be like the new Jackie O.

 

they're just freakin' drillmounts. which are popular anyway.

 

It's hard to believe that McCain would dig up someone who would make George Bush look eloquent by comparison to run with.

Just a dumb... dumb broad.

 

Ok, nakedtreehugger, your turn!

I love the video!

 

hey, you don't get to call me a redneck in that tone of voice. :toetap05:

 

The New Jackie-O

I don’t ever recall Jackie-O shooting any fowl (or any other animals) on her parents Hammersmith farm in RI, In Greece, or at her eventual retirement home on Martha’s Vineyard, Isl - but I could be wrong


Hotwater

 

gold Star Thread...

 

Jackie O was never indited either.

And didn't seem like a dumbie.

Sarah Palin is on the other hand... quite fucking stupid.

 

True

But she could have bagged a mugger or two from the window of her New York apartment


Hotwater