if that baby cries ONE MORE TIME

lol yea. but HAHAHHA i just rememberd a funny one. you will have to laufgh

"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road.""

 

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

 

ahaha.you're too silly phil

 

lol. please DO tell

 

so she can moan with the other.

 

umm i didnt laugh at that one. maybe cause i dunno who kellen steller is

 

she's blind, deaf, and dumb. but taught herself how to sign.

she was an icon back in the day.

 

omfg spooner, you are eviler than i already thought you were.

i think im falling in love with you

 

haha shut the fuck up

 

omfg. i really dont like you.

i have showed more than enough patience and maturity with that kid. i look after it more than its fucking mother does. but sometimes he's a little fucking devil and everyone needs a fucking break sometimes, dont they.

so fuck off, ass.

 

haha phil.i love how you laugh before it

 

lol. i think i never have a sentence without "lol, haha, lmao, lmfao (when someone makes me write lmfao, that means he really fuckin made me laugh), or LOL or HAHA, or LMAO, or LMFAO..."

 

lol. if you were mature in the first place. you would just not respond to the threaths directed at you... but seeing you do. i guess you just dont like being personnally attacked huh? atleast you take it calmly, but just dont come spreading maturity teachinga to us all.

 

fuk u p00py pnts

 

lmao! (see meli, that means he was at the 2nd best rating of laughs)

 

hahaha, sweet

 

i know! im just so clever, arent i?!?

 

well you wont learn of what i know by reading the tiny little letters on the computer screen i am directing at you... but i feel a certain sense of superiority and arrogance from your part.... actually, i know i do. so here thats somethinkg i know

 

ahahahaha

 

Maturity is bullshit if you ask me... its just some useless values we attribute people if you think of it, but lets pretend its good! ... but you keep talking as if you have a stick up your ass ... (sorry.. maybe youre in depression, things like that are possible), but take it out man, after a while... youll come back to that childish part of yourself and find how much fun you can make out of anything... its controled humor... i find that to be better enlightenment than Maturity.