If we all lived in a town together

really??...because you put out more of a "dopey smurf" type vibe ...not really a "handy smurf" type

 

I'd be the creepy guy that nobody knows but they think he's some kind of wizard because he looks like this...

 

The local madam come on boys I've got something for every appetite

 

i suppose it depends on the size of the town. if it's a full sized town, i'd probably be doing what i'm doing now. if it's only the membership of hipforums, i'd still probably be doing what i'm doing now. if it's just the 20 or so people that have posted in this thread, then fuck you guys; i'm starting my own town.

if by "every now and then" you mean every day at about the same time...

and i'll still be in my fucking underwear.

 

Boom....HEADSHOT

 

when i'm motivated i'm handy or else i would be dopey

 

you apparently would be the town stalker

 

Hunky milkman.

 

As long as I can also be the sargent,major and, governor, I don't see the problem :bobby:

Nah, but I'm really in charmer in person, but a horrible flirt lol. I'm like Will Ferrels Character in "the other guys," I get all these banging girls, and everyone's like "WTF?" lmao.

 

ok I found a better job...Ill be the city bylaw guy who gives tickets for barefooting in the walmart and parking those ugly pice of shit vw buses on your lawn

 

I'd be the high class hooker...

Only for the rich folks though

 

If you're going to go on a shooting spree, don't be as stupid as The batman theater guy.

Seriously, if you're rolling with mad guns and bombs, take it all to Washington DC. Most Americans wouldn't give a shit. :juggle:

(Obviously I don't mean the above statement literally, but one can never be too safe in this post-terrorist propaganda age. So, don't kill the government..)

 

Stp I just read that quote under ur sigpic and it's so damn true it's like damn the silence of our friends that's the worst thing

 

Mailman.

 

Dig. Yeah MLK Jr. said that. I think you said something the other day that made me look it up and put it in my sig.

Pretty ironic...

 

Lol really I can believe that because things like that happen to me all the time I'll post more in the chitchat

 

I would be the pool man who is secretly having his way with all the Ladies. Some would not be a secret.

 

I would be the half-crazy chaman, healing people with muttered songs and dried leafs. I would also be the super secret adviser, kind of like a psychological help for everyone. :hippy:

 

I would be the pizza guy who sold all kinds of sweet chronic.. I would be the only one anyone needed for bud or pizza. Or transportation of most any sort, I guess!!

 

I'd be the guy managing the town's one and only coffee and pastry shop.
Oh, and free coffee for everyone on Sundays, till 10am.