I'd be driving the town ice cream/weed truck -of course, everything would be free and I'd have some good quiet tunes on the speakers.
I'd be like the towns mediator/peacemaker.I've broken up more fights than I've been in.Maybe a couple of other brothers could help me out like on an on -call basis,just in case there's a fight over a girl or a bum deal or something.Hopefully our town will have no need for actual cops.In fact mos def no cops...
Do you think this would be ice cream truck music? I kinda like it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osZsDIEI0UQ"]The Roches - Hammond Song - YouTube
I'd be the second in command peace maker if that's alright Fairlight! My day job, I'll be the schoolma'am!
Damn Fairlight! you've inadvertently started a police force in our little peaceful town!!! Oh well! As Governor of HipForumVille, I hereby legalize all drugs for medicinal or recreational purposes!!!:ssmokeit:
I would offer sex workshops at my brothel so all the women of the town could learn how to make their men happy
In the mountians by the ocean... I vote for both And there should be a wormhole to get to the other side if you wanted to. And a wormhole back of course.
It would certainly appear that way, being that they've sponsored Obama,Romney,Bush and, probabily many others we don't know about.