If we all lived in a town together

I would open a small antique shop and use it to turn the town against itself.

And no this post has absolutely nothing to do with Stephen King.

 

I'd be the new one who is introverted but tries really hard to talk to people and make friends, but ends up spending most of her time observing others and out in nature.

And I'd own a restaurant.

 

it must be love love love.

 

Hah. Being two introverts, we'd probably see each other every day but not strike up a conversation. Such is life!

 

Of course not

btw castle rock is only about an hour and a half drive from here


Hotwater

 

the guy no one know. who shows up unexpectedly where he is least expected to show up, and seldom looks so out of place that anyone even notices that he is there.

then goes home and tells the world about it on the internet. or not, if he thinks that might do more harm then good.

they guy who walks to the store, and rides the bus back home. who gets mysterious checks directly deposited to his account, from which he then pays his rent, with cash from the atm machine, and buys his groceries with his bank debit card.

who eats in a different restaraunt, by himself, two or three times a month, and does all his own cooking at home the rest of the time.

he's also the guy who wants the town to have decent public transportation and little or no concession to the private automobile.

the guy who avoids using credit like the plague of indenture that it is.

the guy that if you didn't already know him, you might never guess he exists.
the guy who is completely happy for this to be the case.

 

You sound like you'd be an interesting person to have in town, my man.

 

I would probably be the one who licks your nipples.

 

Oh, bird...
You'd be the town bicycle.

 

Get off of my lawn!

 

Hey! That's my line!

 

Well? Don't set up a winter wonderland of decorations, it's very misleading when one's on LSD.

 

Helloooo...

And I'd be that person you all love but talk shit about when I'm not around.

 

Now why would that be the case?

 

I'd be the town ghost scaring the living shit out of everybody.

 

Thought this was funny as hell!

Let's go back to horse and carriages.

Oh, and I'd be the town massage therapist.

 

Town Librarian/Herbalist here. Come to me for all your mushroom growing needs.

 

Come on over and give us a good rub down pookie *wink wink*

 

Whoops.. I must've been in a terrible mood writing that.

 

Your going to need some entertainment.

Your going to need a band. I love playing country music. I'm sure Puggybear and Tyrson would join on guitars, all we need is a drummer.

And a name for the band??????????