If you could ask the Buddha a question?

I've been in and out of buddhism - I don't mean to disrespect it.It's just that I have some ambivalence.I prefer Zen where you can have instant flashes of sartori and samadhi.I don't like to practice to be a somber person.I remain nominally multi-faith on a low key level - but can't subscribe to any particular religion - even though it is said Buddhism is not a religion.I think I can go there sometimes - but it's not permanent.

 

Did you get skinnier by sitting under that tree for so long?

 

I'd have to kill him before I got around to asking the question..

 

i'd ask him how come all buddhas have big huge bellys ?

 

I'd just serve him a cuppa.

...Haha. I had already posted in this thread and totally forgot.
Well, at least I'm consistant

 

a cuppa what? how dya know,maybe they only drink buddha water.:rofl:

 

How do I reach the peak of enlightenment?
What is everything? haha

 

i would ask, what next?

 

and i would say right on the money.

 

What's the use?

 

Never mind the soul; is my carnal being separate from someone else's? And thus if crack occurs with this, is redemption better at demons than at mere misfitting resistance for blowing out the pain?

 

I'd have to ask him how he cleans his settee when he has no attachments.

 

I would ask him to lend me a couple o bucks. (he was a rich prince) maybe I would ask if I could crash on his couch. or something like that.

 

Bingo! :2thumbsup:

 

"Could we sit and chat a while?"

 

How do opposites exist in the same space and time?