If you could be an animal

So that way the women will have to have sex with you.

Good show old boy, good show.

 

that reminds me about the house bear!!! watch it!

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That goddamn sheep fucker's back. PleasePleasePlease let him not reply. I don't want to know.

 

Yeah probably a bear.
They seem pretty relax and cool. Fuzzy and cute. Snuggly and you know you just wanna hug one.
They hibernate and sleep all fucking winter. Awesome.

 

A duck. They can walk, swim and fly.

 

human

 

why?

good luck surviving to adulthood. most of those things (well, i guess a lot of animals) die right after being hatched. i'm just thinking of this one discover channel show...

not an animal. but good answer anyways.
i would like to try out being a yeast.

LOL, you said that already.

 

good thing cause i would want to be a turtle arty:


but would you have the mind of a human or that animal? because if so i would have to do extensive research on this question to give you an answer...

:rofl:

 

The more people research animals the smarter they turn out to be. So the animal

 

A black widow spider.

 

i would either be a cat or a human that doesnt have addictive properties.. i would love to smoke crack and every drug out there and gamble without any addictive potential.. thats why i only smoke weed, eat shrooms, and drop acid.. because i tried oxycontin and that ended up a nightmare.. i ripped up my whole house to find any sheddings of it and if i found any foreign "white powder" i would shove it up my nose hoping to get rid of the withdrawals

 

I'd like to be a kangaroo.

 

Kangaroos can box

Has anyone noticed that every animal in Australia wants to hurt you?

 

Being one of those fish that glows or flashes like, trippy colours at the bottom of the ocean.

 

arn't you going to do anything? why? their shooting at these poor kangaroo's for fun. Their is no law against that

 

Yes, but let's say I do make it. Sea turtles live 150+ years maybe 200. Plus they're pretty badass.

My second choice would be a dolphin.

 

my turtle cobalt is lonely he needs me to be a turtle

and i would spray so much killer on you if you came up in my home
it's instant death, and i would apologize while i killed you saying 'you don't want to live anyway'
:leaving:

 

Spiders are awesome with their webs and such. How dare you