If you could be an animal

I'd be a View attachment 45511

 

yeah spiders are fine but i don't mess with black widows. well i do. i don't want them messing with me. i found one in my food cupboard the other day and got spray. let her go. she had eggs.
other spiders are fine as long they are over in their area doing their thing and not super poisonous. but at the time being my bedroom is bug repelled.

 

I hate spiders. They're the only bugs I kill. I don't mind daddy long legs though. Those are cool.

 

this thread title is something i think about every day..all.the.time haha

 

It would be pretty awesome to be a tyrannosaurus rex. I'm not gonna lie.

 

No shit. I didn't even think of the extinct ones.

Oh man, there's so many... Iguanadon, Triceratops, Velociraptor, that cool one with the frills that shoots oily shit out in Jurassic Park, one of those giant ass crocs, can I be a dino shapeshifter?

Or no!

Tommy(the Green Power Ranger)'s Iguanadon zord =D

 

hahahhaa Good one.

And yeah.....it would be pimpshit to be a velociraptor or a triceratops(my childhood favorite). T-Rex still pwns all though.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQRemkGhYZU"]YouTube- Jaguar under water swim in HD

 

Thaaat's true. I used to live in this like, barn that became a house in Oxford. It was awesome because it was big but there were spiders fucking everywhere. It was nice because I didn't see any flies though.

That's why I posted it! The people need to know!

The prehistoric chicken.

Megaladon Shark. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon

 

A tiger

 

Is that gerenuk

 

i was trying to think of that.. kinda like a dik dik

 

Chameleon.

 

In honor of Orison.

 

I don't meddle whats not my affairs
this my friend intrigues me

 

I'd be a bonobo

 

I looked up Bonobo. It shows a quite a few pictures of them mating and touching themselves.