if you could date any animal,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lilHippieChick, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Well as long as it wasn't a long term relationship kinda thing...those striped-ass baboons could probably throw a pretty wicked fuck
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    You fuck one baboon and what do you get...

    another day older and deeper in dept...
     
  3. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    oh yeah... by Gawd
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    eric burdon, of course.
     
  5. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    I'm Surprised That No One Has Said Horses.

    You Know Why Girls Love Horses, Right?

    *Snicker*

    -- Cheers, DreadlocksFTW
     
  6. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

    dreamsDOcomeTRUE KYTLIVE

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    I just love the title of this thread
     
  7. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    A she tiger named lolanie
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Following your lead Buffalo Springfield :2thumbsup:



    Hotwater
     
  9. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    We would ride across the planes, through the woods and up mountains
     
  10. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    what kind of mountains?
     
  11. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Humans, i'm a bit biased plus it's nice getting my dick sucked without something trying to peel it.
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You've obviously never had your dick sucked by a male orangutan...
     
  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    if you could date any animal,

    what do you mean ''if''?
     
  14. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    FYI about fucking baboons...they've got AIDS...just throwin it out there unless that's your kinda thing
     
  15. desireu2

    desireu2 Member

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    I had an on-line relationship with this nice young lady who dated, seduced & was fucked by a dog who was suck inside her with his knot ... needless to say I ended the on-line relationship as soon as possible. And to top it off she is a lesbian!!!
    We should stay with our our species, or at least that's my penny for this thought.
     
  16. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

    dreamsDOcomeTRUE KYTLIVE

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  17. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Frozen mountains a tundra if u will
     
  18. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    ... How does one date a dog? Or be seduced by it? Eurgh...


    She couldn't have been a lesbian if she did that with male dogs... Or would she? Is the term only used for humans? This is a linguistic dilemma.
     
  19. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    FYI Humans have AID too, :p
     
  20. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    This is true...

    But it sounds so much better when you tell someone you got it from another human as opposed to a baboon...
     
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