if you could domesticate any animal to be your pet..

Top half man bottom half horse cock.

 

a penguin

 

A lion

 

a duck billed platypus. and I want a miniature dolphin for my fish tank.

 

I think I'd go with a penguin, too.

 

I would want a rhinocerous to ride like a horse. I could take it to work park it wherever the fuck I want and never have to worry about anybody giving me a ticket. if people piss me off I can trample them.


like this except real and much bigger

 

a sloth..........low maintanace, cute and smiley looking, perfect!!

 

a man.

 

an orangutan

 

Well...
Maybe a sloth to hang out with...
Or maybe a huge soft white wolf, who i could ride around... Named Fluffy...
Or a butterfly, which would live as long as i do...
Or maybe a girlfriend...

 

a fuckin wolf man. we would smoke together and talk about the world. that would be rad.

 

I'd like one of those psychedelic frogs. The ones that produce a secretion, and if it goes into your blood stream you get "high".

No?
http://www.erowid.org/animals/phyllomedusa/

That would be the tightest pet ever.

 

I have so always loved frogs ^^ That would be an awesome idea ^^

 

I want a freaking pack of Spotted Hyenas!

 

a liger... duh.

 

sea cucumber.

 

minature Elephant for me...

 

scratch my old idea. i think the lochness monster we be fucking BA if it could walk on land too.

 

Men.

haha ... just kidding.

 

a cheetah. ancient middle eastern kings used to have hundreds of cheetahs as pets. theyre apparently pretty docile, seeing as their the bottom predator on the food chain in africa. (behind hyenas, lions, wild dogs, and leopards).