If you could Fight 1 person

muhammad ali. i'd totally kick his ass and could brag about it for the rest of my life. ...i'd leave the wheelchair part out though.

 

howard zinn, old-ass socialist bastard that he is.

 

hummmmm so many........I think if I wanted to beat ass I would have to say Hilary Clinton but she is one tough bitch.

 

Id fight Dane Cook

 

gary busey

 

word tah big bird

 

I'd fight the Hulk. If I won I'd be king of the world. If I died I died from the hulk....how cool is that?!

 

I would definitely rumble with Bill O'Reilly, what a huge dick

 

Garry Bettman the commissioner of the NHL, fuckin idiot.

 

I'd go for Stephen Hawking

I'm convinced he has some sort of telekinesis, and this would force him to expose himself

If that fails at least hearing "ow" "stop" "that hurts" in his silly voice would be hilarious.

 

I would kick Tourette's Guy's ass

 

Fight? Maybe the damn guy from the verizon commercials, especially the guy from the optimum commercials. Fucking christ, haha.

 

I would destroy anybody using Head On, fuck that commercial lol

 

Apply directly to the forehead!!

 

i would have to fight clint eastwood. i would lose but i would lose to the man of man, so i could live with that.

p.s. no one can fight eastwood and win....no one.

 

have you heard of chuck norris?

 

Eastwood would win.

Jesus or Ghandi?

 

i would fight the shamwow guy...

i think it'd be a challenge

 

"I'm Vince from sham-OW!!"

 

You could use a shamwow to wipe up the blood after you kick his faggot ass.