If you could fuck anyone...

Shalom Harlow
Angelina
Tadanobu Asano

 

I like my women a little more dignified and girl-nextdoorish. Katie Morgan.

 

next doorish?! where do you live? beside the playboy mansion?!

 

ive had a thing for bernadette peters since i was a kid..

 

Cameron Richardson....from head to toe the woman is flawless in my eyes.

Honorable mention - Sela Ward
Thandie Newton
Diane Lane

 

What's happened to you? You used to have such a great sense of humor. Anyway, if I wanna fuck a porn star that's my prerogative. Nyah.

 

I wasn't saying there was anything wrong with it.... I wanna fuck her too!!

it's just... she's not really what I consider the "next doorish" type....

I don't know what happened to my sense of humor, maybe it's the lack of sex

 

You should do something about that.

 

i'd love to have steven gerrard

got a thing for fit footballers with scouse accents



and he is just utterly gorgeous

 

I know

 

yes she should

 

are you offering your services?!

 

if we get to use the handcuffs in your avatar...of course

 

I'd have offered but I get the feeling I mightn't survive the experience...

 

Whoa!!
one at a time boys- first come first served....
nah, just kidding I can manage the both of ya at once
you may not survive but it'll be one helluva way to leave this world

 

OK I'm down.

 

I choose David Duchovny, Bill Clinton, and Rufus Wainwright.

Even if Rufus is extremely gay. :biggrin:

 

We have two gifts from Ukraine

 

well where do i start! ok...

Jim Morrison.

Angelina Jolie.

Billie Joe Armstrong.

this catholic guy, omg he is soooo hot, seriously he is so devilish, not at all catholic .

and quite a few others.

xxx

 

this one really really really Xinfinity electrician dude that did some electrical work at my old job. lol.

i think he's the hottest guy i've ever seen. ever.