If you could fuck anyone...

I'm pretty sure every teenage girl went through a Holden Caulfield phase. I know I did.
Also Raskolnikov.
Yeah, those two.

And if we're talkin bout celebrities....Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

 

It is just a little too soft delicate for my liking...she just need to open her mouth and raise the tone an octave or 7.
I can imagine her whining on at me about dirty dishes.
It'd be worth it though

 

You know he's not real, right? :tongue:

 

Lalalalalalalalalalala *not listening*

 

I forgot about Kerli.. Although I'd like to make love to her not fuck her..

 

Hugh Hefner reprezent!

 

I'd have a threesome with Jack and Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas....oh baby.

 

Are you serious?

 

Entirely serious.

 

He looks like a somewhat inferior version of me.

 

Okay, so he's not a typical pretty boy, but there's something about him...

 

Why do you think he's inferior ?

 

If you say so

 

I wouldn't be happy going from looking like me to looking like him.

 

Also...Thats his wifey, right ? I think he could do much better.

 

He is tall, she's short.

Looks perfect.

 

I’d love to fuck Raquel Welch in her youth :cheers2:




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