if you died today,who would carry your casket?

Find out who owns the nearest funeral home where you live and go check out the house they live in

 

Both my grandparents were cremated and then the whole family took a trip to spread the ashes in a beautiful meadow in the mountains. Much beter than a regular funeral imo.

 

After the crows pick me apart, there isnt much to carry...

 

I'm afraid I'm always a casket carrier. never a corpse.

 

but how many dresses have you accumulated?

 

I would rather just rot in the woods.

 

A punk rock type of funeral might be good for me where the garbage men carry me out in a can.

BTW, I heard that the pallbearers at Col. Sanders' funeral were known as the Bucket Brigade.

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both of those are truly excellent. i wonder if mine will be called "the nag draggers."

 

when i no longer occupy this life form i reside in, do you really think i'm going to give a rats ass what anyone else does with it, let alone whom does the doing?

 

lol. Agreed. Donate my body to the necrophiliacs society for all I care.

 

The only way I would want to be buried, is if I make it to the point in life where I own my land. I'm not talking about just owning a house, I'm talking about a chunk of land in the mountains somewhere that I've turned into a family ranch....I want to be burried in that land. But not in an extravagant casket, perhaps a simple pine box...or wrapped in sheets. If I don't have the pleasure of making it that far in this world, then I want to be cremated and spread in a beautiful place. I've thought about somewhere near Red Rocks Amplitheater in the past.....but I don't know

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K-m-hNGzIk"]YouTube- Bury Me Standing

 

Unfortunately, what you're talking about isn't legal in most states. They want to force everybody to do it the traditional way - and spend a shitload of cash.

 

The funeral home can pay somebody, I guess. I don't care. Can't their employees do it?

 

I have never liked the idea of being burnt to ashes, but then if I was I could be scattered somewhere beautiful. Perhaps cremate half of me and bury the rest

I guess it would be either family, or my guy and our biker friends who'd carry me.

 

you could always compromise and get put through a mulcher.

 

Donate it to science.

 

Cool idea! That way, medical students get to make lots of fun jokes about your genitals! :tongue:

 

That's frightening.

No, I'll be buried on a hill, in a shrine and people can come and pay their respects whilst on a day out.

 

I want to donate my body to science for sure. I have a neurological disorder (epilepsy) so I'm hoping that I could be of some help. I've heard that they get your ashes back to your family members within three-five weeks. They even pay for the transportation and cremation and everything. Sounds like a win-win situation to me, heh.