if you died today,who would carry your casket?

hahaha Yeah, I know you can't smoke something that's already been burned, it's the sentiment that counts.

 

Does Sunberry know this is what you are planning?

 

Well I'm not necessarily PLANNING it, but it's something I'd like to do. If nothing else, if she happens to die before I do() I can at least put a half-smoked joint/blunt into her casket, and she could do the same if I die before her, which is much more likely. lol

 

Aww bless you!

Just take me to Everest and leave me to freeze.

 

no..it was a motorcycle gas tank

 

spacious..

 

ashes

 

i don't expect that big a production. the little electric golf cart at the cemetery would carry the plain wooden box, and the back hoe that dug the hole would lower it into the ground. the local spiritual assembly might be there to say a few words, and to have wrapped a shroud around the remains before packaging them.

that is, if i'm even where there is baha'i community when it happens, and they know about it. personally, as long as they make damd sure i'm dead, before they close the friggin box, whatever makes them feel right with their beliefs is fine with me.

in a better world, my remains would just rot into the ground and nourish it directly, without 'benefit' of human custom.

the wolf, the bear and the cougar, would each carry home a souvenir.
the buzzards and the worms and the maggots would finish the feast.

 

any four dudes strong enough to carry a coffin and small enough to fit into the Banana Splits costumes will do

 

that would almost be worth seeing. fursuiters would be even better.

 

i would like to be brought back to life

like this thread



actually, i'm sort of into the whole leave body in the woods for carrion-eaters kind of thing

tried to talk a friend who asked me to help plan his suicide into that, but he wanted to piss off his roommate by dying in their apartment

[mike, if you can read this from wherever, how'd that turn out?]

 

Either burnt and snorted by my kids or stuffed and kept around in a corner somewhere for dart practice.

 

I'm getting cremated.


But I'd get Orison to carry my casket..

 

i would like 5 of my best drinking buddies to carry me to my grave then we'd share 1 last 6 pack of budweiser

 

I'm going to be gps tagged and dumped into a deep sea channel! So no casket involved.

 

I've made it very well known I want to be cremated. But I also want to give the whole eery creepy funeral effect and know that there is a super cheap casket at the high school that I'd love to be on display in for a little bit. I do not care who carries this, I just want to make sure it's super cheap or free. A refrigerator box would also serve nicely for this purpose.

 

this is ingenious. did he just die in the middle of the floor, or find a nice hiding place so the roomie didn't figure it out for a while?

 

A friend of mine was buried out in his pasture in a spot overlooking the river. Iv never been out there to that place. It took a bit of doing from his family to get him buried out there. I dont know what all was involved but you can get it done.

 

When I die just set me
underneath a beautiful tree
Make it one where people pass
Then flip me over so they can kiss my ass...

Seriously I think Id prefer to be creamated and put in a motorcycle or scooter gas tank.
I see it in a movie called Roadside Prophets..Thats where I got the idea. Im an avid scooter rider and camper. So take me in my little tank up around Duluth area and bury me over looking lake Superior. One of my favorite areas to camp..

 

i have no idea

i think he was probably in his room with the door closed, and perhaps could have stayed there until things became apparent

to be honest, what i did was a crime, and i stayed the hell away after my bit was over