If you feel a fart coming...

On what hon?

 

on the situation!! like if im at home on the couch next to one of my many disgusting and annoying roomates, i will try to make it as noticable as possible. but if im at a job interveiw or something like that i will hold it.

 

do they fart in each others mouths? and please give details.

 

There should be an International Fart. At the same time, on the same day every year, wel all fart.
We could make the ground rumble.

 

NAtional fart day... thats hot!

 

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last night i let a silent one rip...i let it stir for a while and we were driving back to campus after the pats game and i just let it go...it smelled pretty bad, was quite funny. then my friend dan, who had been farting all night let one go and it smelled like potato chips haha

 

depends on social circumstance - if comfortable force it out for maximum stench and noise potential...then clearly rate out of top ten...

any other social circumstances let it seep out...bottom line - better out than in.

 

No matter where I am or what I'm doing, if I feel a fart building up I squeeze it out as hard as I can.
Make the most out of every fart!

 

i had a friend that could light farts on fire

 

MMA fighter taps out after being farted on :

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never trust a fart when you making your own juice and eating lots of kale >.<

 

Run! Lol

 

:smilielol5:

 

I had some medicine once that had some kind of sulphur in it.
The farts were unbelievably bad, like rotten a eggy sulphur stench.
Not the way to win friends and influence people.

 

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i suspect anyone could light farts on fire, it's just rare to find someone willing to do so.

 

Ever had a fart that u just knew was gonna sound badass, and it turned out u shat ur pants?

 

i love laying in bed in the early morning after sex and blow a train.

she will laugh, ill laugh.

lets fuck again.

OK!