If you feel a fart coming...

My basic stratagies:

In public: Try to hold them in or fart where it isn't noticable

At home: Let them rip whenever

Crowded elevtaor: Force as much gas as possible

 

Started reading posts here and was just thinking who the hell are these people with thousands of posts that i never see on here. Then i noticed the date it was made.

Is this really a necropost worthy thread?

 

There was a guy at my high school who shat in a box wrapped it up like a present then mailed it to a teacher he didnt like

 

tell your best friends after the fact...