If you had to come back as an animal in your next life

The one thing I used to like was butterscotch krimpets.

 

We killed them by the millions. Check the front of any car.

 

I wish I could see some crazy old man driving his R/V in circles shouting:

"Damn lovebugs, here, take this!".

Splattering their conjoined bodies all over his windshield.

(cleaning it up himself afterwards, ofcourse)






Lovebugs have the most awkward way of walking. The poor male has to learn to walk backwards...... and fly backwards.

 

big deal. ginger rogers did everything fred astaire did backwards, and in high heels.

no pity for the males until they have to wear our shoes.

 

A walrus.

Nah, I suppose I'd like to come back as either a dog or a bat.

 

A bird. so beautiful and free. elegant. =]
ahhh

 

did anyone else get turned on when they read this?

 

I'll make sure to check for shoes on the next lovebug I see.

Haha

 

alurus fulgins (red panda)
or felis concolor (mountain lion, cougar, puma, all names for this same western hemispher critter cat)

not that i see reincarnation as working that way, nor my furry side as anything other then an anthro (in physical form only, and still basicly 'human' (i.e. dominantly creative sentient) inside my head) of these or similar

=^^=
.../\...

 

Heck yes I did!

 

It would be a lifelong deja-vu experience.

 

tree frog

 

BSR is developing an insect shoe fetish, from watching all those crazy high-heel-wearing, backwards-walking lovebugs get it on.


weirdo.

 

On that note.

I checked, and lovebugs do not wear shoes.

Imagine my disappointment.

 

I'd kind of like to be a blue whale.

 

A house cat or a leopard

 

I'm so sorry, but I can have no sympathy for the male love bug.




Well, I guess I can, maybe a little bit, because I don't usually wear shoes either.

 

Neither do I.

Maybe I actually am a lovebug.

Call me Gregor Samsa.

 

a gorilla

 

I've always wanted to try out wolf and tiger.

I don't think a whole life though. Just a vacation to be nice. Maybe an elephant too.