If you have a webcam/digicam

See! This guy is totally you. I'm convinced it's you. Do you walk around with a backpack and own a pair of corduroy pants?

Say hi next time.

 

There was this guy on campus today......

He was wearing a Che shit and handing out Peta fliers against animal cruelty.

I couldn't helped it and laughed in his face...

He actually looked like he could have been down with the faygo back as a kid... he was a tad bigger, spiked hair... probably a surviver of the fad turned idiot vegan.

 

no, it's that you should be playing dominoes, smoking cigars, and trying not to be overheard criticizing castro.

 

I think that my look is more of a "I will crush you, you futile worthless humanoid not worthy of my grace"... but it depends.

 

Actually... yeah... I do.

Crazy world.

 

Not when you look at me.

 

He represses us poor cabana boys

What's that movie about a gay cuban and this young kid as they become friends and all... pretty good movie...

hmmm... it will come back to me... something about Chocolate or so.

 

doesn't pull the menace required

you look too much like a sidekick for menace to work.

you either need to be one of those crazy thirties gangster archetypes who shoots people for no reason at all, or funny.

 

I've never actually seen a movie about or set in, cuba, except that short bit of "sicko"

 

Potentially, sometimes I just give girls piercing looks as I see them shiver, but I never say a word, I think that the look is more powerful. All of them end up coming to me, as I smoothly reject them.

 

Too hot to be cool?

I can dig it.

 

You cannot imagine how intimidating people find me. Even black people on campus don't dare fuck with me and move out of my way when I speed walk through shit. It ain't easy to make a 6 foot muscled up negro move out of the way with your sight.

I'm very friendly to people who have the balls to come up to me and talk to me though.

 

No i just wanted to confirm that was you before i mentioned that you look like a skinny weazel.

 

None of them are worthy of my grace.

 

You aren't very good at expressing your feelings, are ya?

 

You are like me in some ways.

 

Maybe not but that is all i wanted to say, you talk like a tough guy, just surprised me you look so pathetic.

 

Way too picky and probably single forever?

That would be me, but I have always been very picky with people, which has always worked out great... and I don't mind being single at all, so it works out.

 

I am sorry that I do not fit your stereotype of a "tough guy". Should I get some tattoos and put on 50 pounds in order to please you? Would that make you more attracted towards me?

 

my problem in school is everyone thinks I am going to snap and kill them.

okay, I'm high strung, okay, I know how to blow up stuff, and , okay, I know how to shoot a gun

that does not make me fucking dylan klebold

my trench coat isn't even black

assholes.