If YOU Met PARiS HiLTON What Would U Do With Her?..

I would let her suck me, if she was down. I would love it if she paid off my student loans and bought me a nice bit of land so I could do what I wanna do with my time. Yup and tell her one love divine and keep it movin'.

 

twist her nipples

 

steal her Chihuahua and hold a gun to its head, take a picture then demand 100 Million in ransom. of course i'd never hurt an innocent dog, but she'd pay up so why not?

 

I would say, hey bitch you look like an ostridge
and what would I do with her, well go and visit nicole richie for a hit of vicodin

 

Would she give a fuck ?

 

1a) Feed that skinny girl. Meatloaf with mashed potatoes sounds good for me. But fettucini with a red sauce should satisfy a vegan.
1b) Get her some clothes and sturdy shoes. (She looks like she's cold.)
1c) Show her how to drink whisky without caring what brand it is.

2) Let her throw the ball so my dog can fetch it. She might like playing with a pet that does more than shed. (She also might teach Spike the second half of "fetch".)

3) Show her how a baseball bat can be used to fix an annoying camera.

4) Accept that she likes her lifestyle and doesn't want her life to be "fixed" by anyone, even someone with my wisdom.

 

Ignore her, the opposite of how she wants people to respond to her.

 

make her clean the rooms of her own hotel for a year then send her to the congo. learn a lesson fast she will. of course taking her bank roll.

 

I would make her give me a piggyback ride.
and try on her shoes and laugh at how massive they are.