If you were a stripper/porn star, what would your stage name be?

Dirty Sanchez, its perfect

 

I read somewhere that female porn stars name themselves by taking their first pet's name and the street they lived on. So if i were a female porn star i'd be Yub Wellington. That doesn't sound very sexy though.

Actually, reading what i just wrote, it doesn't make very much sense. What if it was a male pet? What if they've never had a pet? Or they named it something ridiculous? Clearly someone has been lieing over the internet. I never thought i'd see the day. *Shakes head*

Anyway, i'd name myself Dick Wizard.

 

well, being a stripper and a pornstar are different...in the same field, but quite different.

i am gonna be a stripper soon, and my stage name is going to be jasmine(unless i change my mind until then!)
i dont want something too cliche, like angel or candi or something..then people would be buggin me all night, "cmon, whats your REAL name?" with jasmine, i could say, "hey man, this is my real name!"

 

Well you definantly have the looks to be a stripper. Not really something you'd wanna tell your kids though. Do your parents know?

 

Maybe the darkness is from my eyes

haha but I guess prepare for some serious cocaine

 

I guess I would be Mister YumYum Eatsthemup...

 

mine would be nico lacey then
not bad i suppose...

 

Mine would be Tiger Hardwood
or Tiger Rock Hardwood

Either that or I would be Robin Hoodwood

 

Gerard Denali... my middle name and (former) road name

 

jello jiggler (hahaha)
but i always liked this one: Robin Curusoe (a pirate stripper )