if you were by any chance in this predicament

that's nasty

i think i'd give it to my turtle also

 

youre in a METAL ROOM you CANT get out of.why the fuck would you light something on fire?a little suicidal are we?

LMAO!!!

dude you know those turtles were stoners!!!!

same here.never smoked a dry bong but it cant be much different from smoking a pipe.

 

I see that you approved of someone who said they would make turtle soup?
so... If I have the equipment to make soup, then, instead, I would boil the water to clean it a bit, and try to filter out the impurities using gauze from the bong and a construction of paper-tubes to hold the water as it falls into the 'soup' pot.
That way, in the end I would have a lot of relatively-clean water, and I would give some to my turtle and some to myself.
I am also prepared to filter and drink my own urine.

 

Thats nasty. I would smoke the weed in the bong then give the water to the turtle and instead of eating it i would let it eat me. If your forever trapped in a metal room with nothing but a bong and a turtle why try to prolong an inevitable death. The sooner the better.

 

Dude, how the heck do they make Bong's in Scotland?! Gauze?

If you mean the wire screen then I understand, but it wouldn't be too effective. Better still to take a square of fabric from whatever is available.

Still, if I'm gonna eat my only companion in this locked room, I think I'd want to get nice and baked for the event so I'm not too sure on how much I'd really want to filter that water. :ack2:

 

i love your sig.
haha

 

i dont remember anybody saying that we would have weed to smoke in that bong.but ya id wanna be super fuckin baked if im gonna have to eat my turtle.and i dont like food that comes out of the water.


how long are we stuck in said room?cuz if it aint long you can always say fuck the turtle and just get baked 24/7 till someone lets you out.me and my turtle would be baked 24/7 if we was only stuck there a few days.if i have to deal with cotton mouth so does my turtle,haha.

 

Well being a bi-monthly smoker at best myself I'd figure there's enough THC in the bong water to do the trick.

 

i approved them because they had a really good idea. and you wouldn't have the 'proper' equipment but you would be able to quite possibly make SOME things to help you in that process.
i was just looking to see who would kill their turtle, i am really close to mine

 

id kill him if i had too.can always hit the pet shop and buy another one.

 

where i live it's illegal to buy them

 

well then ya either go buy one where its legal or get one from a fuckin pond.

but anyways fuck the turtle,cook his ass and eat him.can always get another one.

 

:coffee:

 

cant replace me,im one of a kind.wont find another me anywhere.(thank fuckin god!!!)

 

oh wait a minute there is another me.i have a mini me living with his mom for the school year.

 

oh and by the way why the fuck do you have frogs in your socks???is that a new fetish or something where you live?

 

Smoke the bong, and then eat the turtle. I would cook the pieces of meat with my lighter and then make bong water stew. I mean if you are by yourself and traped in a room all by yourself with nothing but a bong and a turtle what else would you do.

 

well i wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks... your mamma she's hiding inside the icebox, your daddy walks in wearing a Napoleon Bonaparte mask.... you ask why i don't live here, honey do you have to ask?

 

This reminds me of Blade Runner. "You are in the dessert and you see a turtle." "You decide to flip the turtle on it's back."