If you were drafted...

Discussion in 'America Attacks!' started by Amanda's Shadow, Apr 1, 2005.

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If you were drafted what would you do?

  1. Dodge (by any means)

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  2. Go to Iraq/Syria/Iran/North Korea/France/Canada

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  1. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Two things I'd like to clear up: When the draft is announced, the age limit will be bumped up to 36, and women will be drafted. Everyone will serve.

    Except me. I live in Canada, and I'm diabetic, so I'm unlikely to be drafted. However, if I didn't have these things going for me, I'd run like hell, or stand and fight if that was the general consensus. Once person standing up will just be jailed, but if a shitload of people rebelled, I'd join them.
     
  2. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Bullshit... if I or my son go to die for the government's cockfight.

    Dodge...BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
     
  3. Mononucleosis

    Mononucleosis Member

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    I wouldn't be able to be drafted as well.
    Main reason: I'm 98 lbs and can't put on weight.
    Also I have asthma and am the most accident prone person in the world. At least when I'm on my own two feet. I can't go a day without accidently hurting myself at least twice.
     
  4. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

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    I would go if i were drafted..I would support the other men and women going with me even though i dont agree with what we our doing, but i still would respect the country that i live in.. I dont really know. you would have to posses me with the devil to kill someone.. I HATE WAR.. shit..

    peace
    chickens
     
  5. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    I didnt get drafted, I sign the dotted line, But if i were to be drafted Id probably dodge that motherfucker like the fat kid in dodge ball didnt. Weird isnt it. I really dont like the idea of being forced into somthing like that.
     
  6. SunshineTheAngryHipi

    SunshineTheAngryHipi Member

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    The draft escape plan: Wear a gay pride T-shirt at all times. run north to canada, where you can save enough for a ticket to amsterdam. if ever cornered by G men, toke it up cause jail beats war.

    peace, love, whatever.
     
  7. underground04

    underground04 Member

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    if i were drafted id either run like hell, start shooting or just go, and have experience at killing people to use against my oppressors

    oh and by the way, yer real pretty i tell ya what
     
  8. Statistic#514v3

    Statistic#514v3 Member

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    I will only fight in the name of freedom, for once we stood for. Never toward greed,imperialism or views of oppression.

    Every man and woman acquires the right to exist upon this earth. No man or woman acquires the right to take that away.
     
  9. raysun

    raysun D4N73_666 4861786f72

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    I would head for the hils and flee to Canada I don't like suporting a war that suxs in my opinion.

    Peace and sunpower for everyone :)
     
  10. taxrefund90

    taxrefund90 Member

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    I am willing to enlist in the northern division of the minuteman project. i am willing to patrol the border to canada. it will be a tough assignment, but i am ready.
     
  11. I was thinking hawaii's borders with the pacific..... you know we have to worry about all those people coming in acros those borders, THERE AREN'T EVEN CHECKPOINTS!

    you're really needed much more there...


    maybe the california border......
     
  12. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    For The Last Time

    Canada Has An Agreement In Place With The United States To Send Back Draft Dodgers

    They Have Had It For Years

    Going To Canada Will Not Be An Option.
     
  13. taxrefund90

    taxrefund90 Member

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    I never even thought of hawaii. America's most vulnerable spot. i think that is where i must go. meet me in my backyard and we will draw up a plan of defense
     
  14. xscoutx

    xscoutx Member

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    dodge.
    going awol wasn't difficult, either :)
     
  15. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    "Homosexuality is incompatible with military service."

    A good friend of the same sex, another friend of either sex with a camera and voila, you have a sure fire way out of being drafted.
     

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