If you were forced to marry someone from the hipforums...

How about we skydive with the flying Elvises (plur. Elvi ?)
I like that better.. Flying Elvi ....they can marry us and we'll still have a good
45 seconds of mile-high honeymoon time.. with 30 seconds to spare for the wedding shower...

/ that's my kitty,and he LIKES IT......

 

I might consider marrying somebody from another country so I could get dual citisenship. she'd have to live someplace warm though.

 

everyone, because i wanna be a man whore

 

hahah deal..
though would you be embarrassed if i pissed myself cause i was scared cause we were skydiving..

 

nah.. just aim the golden shower at one of the elvi.

 

excellent. now go out and eat.

 

in this? i've eaten though, so don't worry, i had some stir fried veg i'm gonna stay here in my pretty bow thankyou

 

damn. that woulda been really funny.

 

i don't want to corrupt peoples minds

 

nah, it'd probably just make them feel all affectionate.

 

it would? *steps out into the randomness forum*

i don't think it's that affectionate

 

i'm feeling cuddly.

 

well y'can cuddle me!


and anyone else can...any takers? *pleads*

 

what, you afraid to be alone with me? i have cookies!

 

*face lights up and stretches arms out* mmmm cookies

 

I leave and people start feeding you cookies?

I better get some of those.

 

and so you should! i also want hugs, as it's cold in just this ribbon

 

Oh my...I'll give you a hug...and maybe more.

 

feed me hash cookies and I will turn into your slave cabana pool boy and you can change my name to maurice.

 

Will you wear a speedo and dance for me?