if you were in jail.......

thank you, thats the best compliment I have recieved...

 

I'd pick Johnny Depp cos with him locked up and no way of escaping, he'd eventually want to have sex with me rofl

Either him or Dr Phil - stuck in there for so long, we could really work through a lot of my shit

 

Pete Townshend...because non-stop cursing amuses me.

 

hmmmm i would probably chose to be alone. if there was anyone else with me eventually they would get on my nerves and id scratch their face off

i quite enjoy lieing on my bed and staring into nothingness

 

lol on your knees bitch

 

thats more like it

 

hmmmmmm if bob marly was still alive i'd bunk with him, and listen to him sing, that would be sweet.

 

oh yeah forgot about him, thats better actually. i used to vist his grave all the time on acid it was great. once i went and his brother was there and he looked exactly like him it fucking tripped me out! we talked and smoked it was great.

 

i think i would want to be looking you straight in the eyes

 

me too.

ever thought that maybe i am not actually a person at all, just a figment of your imagination

 

you created me in your mind one night and i have been growing there ever since in your subconscious in the shadows waiting to be set free, but of course i am still under the aonstraints of your imagination

 

no cos i cant live without you

 

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It wouldn't be called jail then it would be called club med.

 

Young Buck from the G-Unit

for obvious reasons (sex and protection)

 

Of course, I'm too dainty and demure to protect myself in jail

After all.......

*puts finger to one nostril and shoots huge booger onto the wall with the other*


I'm a fucking lady