if you woke up

i'd definitely be gettin fucked up lol

 

ooh that was for brian. if i woke up next to wacker i would turn on some cartoons and eat cereal out the box with you

 

readjust the gag.

 

I'd be wondering how drunk I was to end up with a squirrel in my bed

 

Not only would you be getting fucked up, but you'd also be getting fucked sideways, as well as upside down:tongue:

If I woke up next to CannbisSoul, then I'm sure there would've been some crazy psychedelic adventures the previous night, and we both just happened to pass out in the same bed after the trip. haha

 

i'd punch you for drugging me.

jk

 

hahahaha I'd penetrate you for punching me

 

How much xan did I take

 

None. I was selfish with the xanax. You took rohypnol.

 

Damn explains it, I thought your ear was a pancake in my fucked up state and put syrup on it no doubt, you had to fight me off with a ladle all xan'd out

 

hahahahaha I can see how you'd make that mistake, even without drugs. lol My ears are huge:bigear:

Seriously though...that's the funniest shit I've read in a long time. haha

 

Wouldn't be too surprised :tongue:

 

i would kill you - that was for brian

for meli - i would say in the voice from superbad "i have a boner"
(ya know, morning wood - not cuz you're attractive or anything)

 

hahaha omg

 

i would make us som bacon eggncheeze biscuits and then apologize cos i forgot

 

i lol'd

 

I'd still eat the eggncheeze and biscuits and thank you

Then we'd play Mariocart because that game is awesome.

 

forgot what?

 

haha Me neither.

Even with the lack of surprise, I would rejoice at the fact that it wasn't just a wonderful dream. lol

 

i'd say Good Morning to Fuzz and ask if she had any herb for a wake n bake.

Then i'd go get mine and the bonganika.